Today’s blog was written by my eight year-old son Ari. I think joke-writing should be a new standard when people get real and revise the Common Core. What do you think?
What is the softest drink? A smoothie.
Where do bad guys go shopping? The Darth Maul.
What do you call a lot of clams on the run? A clampede.
What is a policeman’s favorite color? Copper.
What did the iphone say to the ipad? Can itouch you?
Where do cowboy trees hang out? The branch.