New Jokes

Today’s blog was written by my eight year-old son Ari.  I think joke-writing should be a new standard when people get real and revise the Common Core.  What do you think?  

What is the softest drink?  A smoothie.

Where do bad guys go shopping? The Darth Maul.

What do you call a lot of clams on the run? A clampede.

What is a policeman’s favorite color?  Copper.

What did the iphone say to the ipad?  Can itouch you?

Where do cowboy trees hang out?  The branch.



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